Hire me for what, you ask? I can do lots of stuff….
Stand on my head
Babysit your goldfish
Advertise your business on my child’s stroller or my dog
Golf ball diver
Take a urine test for you
Whistle a song
Pretend I’m your best friend
Attend a party on your behalf
Shampoo and style your hair (not saying I’ll do a good job though)
Horse poo picker upper
Wrangle a crocodile that’s in your backyard
I can do almost anything at a great price.